I am Red Team trash — hummingbird-hooligan: dressedforthekill: ...

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place your bets Sherlock or US government which is coming back first

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1.       “You’re lying.””
“How dare you? Yes, I am.”

2.       A fear of babies

3.       A misunderstanding of puns leads to…

4.       The racoon did it

5.       “Stand up.”
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8.       At that moment, a coconut fell from the sky.

9.       An odd sound starts to come from a place that does not normally make noise

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